Ok, people. This is the start of Camp o’ de random. Be prepared….

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~Chapter one: It all begins!~

“I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY NERVES!”

Itachi sighed, hiding his face in his hands. It was bad enough he got stuck in a seat between Sami and Nebu, but it was WORSE when they both started to sing. The whole bus soon joined in. In front, the Sound Five were annoying their fellow leader, who was DRIVING the bus.

”What’s in the middle?” Tayuya sang.

“THE WHITE STUFF!”

Orochimaru sighed. Oh, this was turning out horrible already.

Sasori’s situation was worse. He got stuck between Tenn and Livi, who were asking questions about him and Deidara, or singing.

“PUPPPET MAA-AAAAN!” Tenn sang.

“Have you and Deidara made out yet?” Livi asked.

“No! Shut up!” Sasori hissed.

About an hour into the bus ride, Itachi fell asleep. Sami took a pack of skittles out of her bag, opened the pack, and threw them at Itachi.

“TASTE THE FUCKING RAINBOW!”

Nebu laughed as the S-class ninja got pelted with candy.

Deidara laughed, shaking his head. “It’d be a miracle if he doesn’t go insane again, un.”

Sami shrugged, dumping the pack of skittles on his head. Nebu had been taping it ever since the packet of skittles was taken out.

“Mggh…?” Itachi blinked, shaking his head. A waterfall of skittles fell onto his lap. “The hell?”

“Loook!” Chibi popped up from the seat behind, “Itachi’s FRUUITY!”

The bus burst out laughing, as Itachi looked around for a seatbelt to strangle himself with.

“…. Where’s the seatbelts?”

“Hnn? Oh, we took ‘em out,” Nebu replied.

Itachi sighed, shaking the last of the skittles from his hair.


”OH YEAH, WE’RE HERE!” Sami shouted, running out with her bags.

“Eight weeks here…” Naruto sighed. “Oh, this will be fun… a lot of fun!”

After everyone got to their bunks, put their clothes away and got situated, Pein called for the first assembly.

“We’re going to announce the jobs. The Jounin and Akatsuki will receive jobs, while the CIT’s accompany them.” He put down the stack of papers. He paused. “Itachi…. You’re the lifeguard.”

Silence.

“… what idiot suggested THAT?!” Naruto hissed. “We can’t trust him with our lives!”

Pein ignored him and continued. “Deidara and Sasori are in charge of Arts and Crafts, obviously. Hidan… you’re the basketball coach. Zetsu, you run Nature while Kisame runs boating and fishing. Kakuzu’s our treasurer… and… we don’t trust Tobi with a job.”

“Tobi likes to work!”

“Shut up, Tobi,” Sasori hissed.

The day passed as everyone got used to his or her jobs.

Apparently, a few girls had an idea to fake drown. Almost any girl would die for Itachi’s CPR. Ayumi, Nebu… and some random girls did that. Itachi sat down after swim was over.

“What the hell…” He sighed. “When do seven girls drown like that in succession?”

“They must SUCK at swimming,” Kisame shook his head.

Itachi slammed his head on the table. “I hate my job.”


“Our first night around the campfire…” Nebu sat down, passing around ingredients for s’mores.

Tenn grinned. “Can we share stories? The one I have in mind isn’t exactly a story, but it’s funny!”

“Go ahead,” Deidara took a bite from his s’more.

Tenn took a breath, “You all know how I’m obsessed with Kingdom Hearts now, right?”

“And, the leader of Organization 13’s name in Xenmas. We put his name into an anagram thing… and….” Livi trailed off.

“ONE OF THE WORD… well, words was MANSEX!” Tenn laughed.

Everyone but Itachi (who hasn’t laughed in gods know how long) laughed. Sasori tried not to, but couldn’t help it.

“M-mansex?” Kabuto stared. “Damn, I feel bad for him.”

“Pfft. The fucker probably finds it funny,” Hidan shrugged. “But, we have to tease the bitch…”

“That’s what Sasori and Deidara have!” Sami announced.

Everyone but the two mentioned (and Itachi, again) started to burst into hysterics. Nebu and Livi almost fell off their seat, trying to take a deep breath to calm down.  

“N-n-na-naaa…” Deidara was trying to find words, but nothing.

Sasori was redder then his hair. He resisted getting the urge to strangle Sami, but decided to remain sitting down.

After everyone had calmed down, it was decided everyone went to bed.

About an hour later…

“Mansex.”

“Sami, go to sleep already!”

Chapter two: FIIIGHT!

“Sami?” Garnet shook her, “You awake?”

“Mangina!” Sami sat up.

“Yep, she’s awake.” Chibi shook her head.

“Any reason you’re waking us up?” Livi asked, yawning. “I want to sleep!”

Chibi went into her bag, taking out whipped cream and feathers. She set the items down, and then cleared her throat. “We’re going to play our first prank on the guys! The classic, yet awesome whipped cream-in-face trick.”

“Sweetness!” Sami clapped. “Can we hit them with pads, too?”

“…. What?” Nebu stared.

“We c—“

“Ok Sami, we get the idea.” Chibi threw a pillow at her.

“On with the mission!” Tenn stood up. “Let’s go!”


“How much do you bet Sasori and Deidara share a bed?” Chibi paused in thought.

“Shut up…. But they probably do,” Rachel shrugged. “C’mon, let’s go in. I wanna hit them with whipped cream.”

The rest of girls nodded, going in. The first person they saw was Tobi, who was on the floor, fast asleep, a plushie orange. The girls stared.

“Is there a reason he’s not in a bed?” Garnet asked, poking him with her foot.

“Because he’s FRUUUITY!” Chibi laughed.

“Or someone kicked him off his bed,” Garnet broke in. “Come on, let’s just split into groups and throw whipped cream in their faces.”

The girls nodded and went off.

Ayumi, Livi, and Garnet went off to Itachi’s room, holding a red feather and their own can of whipped cream. Livi put the whipped cream on his hand, and Ayumi tickled him with the feather.

One… two…. SMACK. The whipped cream nailed Itachi right in the face. He sat, staring at the girls. “Get out.”
“Whhhhy?” Ayumi whined, clinging to his arm. “It was just for fun!”

“LEAVE!”

Nebu, Tenn and Chibi went off to Sasori’s room. Chibi nearly used the whole can of Whipped cream, but Nebu smacked it away. “My god, save some of it!”

Chibi sighed, shaking her head as Tenn used the feather, and…. SMAACK.

Sasori shot up, shaking the whipped cream from his hair. He wiped the whipped cream off his face, and glanced at the three girls. “Get out before I kill you.”

Sami was brave enough to go alone. She went to Hidan’s room, put whipped cream on his hand…. And you know the rest.

“THE FUCKING HELL?! WHAT BITCH JUST DID THAT?!” Hidan hissed, glancing around. He then saw Sami staring at him.

”I WUV YOU.”

Hidan twitched, getting up. “GET THE HELL OUT!”

“RUUUUN!”

Sami dashed towards the door, the other girls following. As Chibi just got near the door, she tripped.

”Go on without me! Save yourselves!”

“… ok,” Sami walked out.

Nebu sighed, dragging Chibi by the arm back into the girl’s bunk.

“That didn’t go to well. I didn’t even get a turn!” Rachel whined.

“Blame Hidan,” Garnet shrugged. “He chased us out…”

“But we still did a good job!” Sami cheered. “Let’s celebrate with a pad fight!”

All the girls stared. A cricket chirped in a background.

Soon, the girls were throwing said items at each other. No body knows how much sugar made them do this…. But, somehow Kisame found in necessary to enter the bunk.

“What the….?”

“Hi Popsicle man!” Sami waved, getting hit.

Kisame blinked again, but coughed. “What the hell are you doing?”

Chibi threw a pad at him, which landed in his cloak. “That. We’re bored… and crap.”

Kisame turned around to leave, freaked out. The whole Akatsuki was awake (thanks to Hidan) so they stared at Kisame while he entered. As he turned around to shut the door, the pad fell out his cloak.

“Kisame…” Itachi started. “What the hell is THAT?”

He stared, trying to find a half-decent explanation.

“You’re sick, un.” Deidara stood up, and went back to bed.

”You sicken me…”

“Pervert.”

“You really ARE attracted to blood!”

~Chapter 3:




"I quit!"

The lifegaurds glanced at Itachi who had just entered, sitting down.

"You.... quit?" One spit out. "Itachi, you were doing fantastic."

"No, I wasn't. They didn't actually drown," He replied, shaking his head in disgust.

"They... wait... what?" Kisame raised an eyebrow, "Explain clearly."

"I overheard the girls earlier." Itachi looked up."

---

"Ok, who's gonna fake drown first?" Ayumi asked. "I got first last time, so...."

"Me!" Nebu raised her hand. "I wanna go."

"So," Chibi yawned, "When do you think he'll find out we faked drowned just to get CPR from him?"

"As long as we keep up a good facade, not for a while."

---

Each lifeguard stared, jaw dropped. Finally, Kisame caught his breath and spoke.

"Who's going to be our new lifegaurd, then?"

"First person who steps in the room." Itachi sat down. As soon as that was said, Deidara walked in.

"You!" A lifeguard pointed, "You're our new lifeguard."

"... say what?"

---

"Did you hear?"

"Hm?"

"That blonde cutie... Deidara, I think. He's our new lifeguard!"

Nebu nearly spit her water out, staring. All the girls at the bench dropped thier waterbottles in shock.

And then...

"HELL YES!"

Soon after that, the CIT jobs were being offered. Everyone took thier slips, filled out the jobs and were assinged to thier area after lunch.

"Aaah, lunch!" Livi clapped. "I'm hungry. I wonder what the food will be like."

"Good, I hope." Mandi shrugged. "But, oh well. Let's eat!"

Nebu and Kabuto grabbed thier plates, and went up to get thier food. On Nebu's way back, she nearly dropped her tray. In shock, horror, and was ready to have a laugh attack. Orochimaru. Hairnet. Apron. And even better, holding a ladle.

Kabuto almost choked on his spit, and nearly burst out laughing. "What th.... the... hell?"

"Laugh and I'll kill you." Orochimaru hissed.

"Did... you..." Nebu glanced back, and burst out laughing.

The rest of the Akatsuki had seen it, too. And Sasori got a HUGE kick out of it. Itachi just stood there in shock. If possible, he would of burst out laughing. But that would be out of character.

"Wow," Kakuzu blinked. "It surprises me how he even considered wearing that."

Chibi nodded. "It's perfect blackmail, though."

"And," Naruto snorted, "Sasuke's our janitor. Now THAT'S perfect!"

Everyone nodded and continued to eat.

---

"YES!" The girls squealed. "Swim time! Finally!"

Itachi sighed, knowing they'd pull the same trick on Deidara. Poor, poor Deidara.... well, that's what Itachi thought.

'Time to put the plan in action,' Each girl thought, grinning.

Oh, how this was gonna be fun!

As the girls came out in skimpy bakinis, they sat far from Deidara so he wouldn't hear their plans.

"Ho...ly..." Deidara stared. "They like me a LOT, un!"

Sasori stared, speechless.

"Ok, who's going first?" Rachel asked.

An onslaught of "MEMEME!" and "Like hell, bitch! I'm going first!"

The only way to decide? Of course. Rock, paper, sisscors. It left Sami and Nebu on a one-on-one.

"Rock..."

"Paper...."

"Sisscors..."

"SHOOT!"

"Hah!" Sami struck a pose. "I'm going first!"

"Shut up," Tenn whispered. "Don't let him hear you!"

Garnet nodded, grinning. She suddenly began to like the outdoors a lot more.

A good thirty minutes later, Sami, Nebu, Tenn, Livi and Garnet had gotten CPR from Deidara. Sasori was twitching violently, and began making a kill list.

"I think you're going a tad bit too far," Kisame sat near him, "Killing the poor girls? Come on; you're more reasonable then that."

"Shut up or this pencil's going through your eye."

"...."

---

Nightfall eventally came. And, it was the night everyone waited for. Karoke night.

"We're doing duets," Pein cleared his throat, "And Nebu, Chibi and Sami already sorted everything out. You're allowed to choose songs, but some songs were... nessecary for them to sing."

Nebu shot a smirk at Sasori and Deidara.

"Let's began, shall we?"

Chapter four: Sing, baby, sing!

"So, which duet will go first?" Pein asked, setting up the machine and glancing around.

"I WILL!" Sami stood up, grabbing Haku's arm. "You're singing too!"

Haku blinked. "Err... okay? What song."

"Barbie girl!"

"Haku's not a girl!" Zabuza started, but Kakashi bitch-slapped him before he could continue.

"Shut it, Muffler."

Pein stared, but nodded and turned on said song as Sami began to sing, and Haku shortly joined.

"I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world,
Life is plastic, It's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere,
Imagination,
Life is your creation!"

As the song continued, Sami started preforming a... dance going along with the music. Chibi and Nebu beat down thier urge to join her. The two finished, and sat down.

"That was FUN!" Sami clapped, hoping she'd get to do more dances.

Haku just gave a nod, smiling. "I suppose so..."

"Next... uh..." Pein stifled a laugh, "Rock lee and weasel boy."

Rock Lee stood up, striking a pose. "Yosssh! We shall do great, Itachi!"

"Shoot me..." Itachi stood up, following and grabbing a mircophone.

"We shall preform Kung Fu Fighting! The dance remix!" Lee struck another pose, grinning.

"Hey, where'd Chibi go...?" Naruto looked around, noticing the girl had gone missing.

Much to Itachi's suffering his part came up. The girl's part.

"Sexy Kung Foo Fighter~
Let me take you higher!"

Kisame choked on his water, staring wide-eyed. That... couldn't of been Itachi.

Deidara threw a peice of clay at Itachi...and... POOF!

Chibi turned around. "What the hell, Deidara?!"

Deidara blinked, now confused. "Wait... what?!"

Itachi had just came out of the boys bunk, his waterbottle in hand.

"You're confusing Tobi!" Tobi whined. "Tobi does--"

"Ok, Chibi transformed into Itachi..." Ayumi broke in, "And Itachi was inside the bunk the whole time! Did you plan this?"

Itachi stared. "No."

Aruva raised an eyebrow, "Are you sure?"

Itachi nodded, sitting down, and sighed. "I'm tired of those damn blondes..."

All blondes gasped except Sami, who shouted: "MANSHORTS!"

"See what I mean?" Itachi asked.

"You're just mad 'cause you're FRUITY!" Chibi stuck her tongue out.

"Go make out with your fishcake." Itachi retorted.

"He's not a fishcake!" Chibi hissed. "He's a FOXY fishcake!"

Naruto stared, wide-eyed as everyone laughed, and Sakura poked him.

"Aaah, embarrassed, fishy?"

Pein gave a small laugh, but cleared his throat. "Alright, next... Tenn, Nebu."

The two brunettes stood up, smirking at eachother.

"So, what will you girls sing?"

"Oh... you'll see," Tenn snickered.

The song began as Nebu and Tenn started singing.

"PUPPET MAAA-AAAAN! PUPPET MAA--AAA-AAN!"

"Noooo...nooo..." Sasori cupped his head in his hands, groaning.

"Baby baby you know it's true, I'm a puppet just for you!" Nebu sang, sending Sasori a 'haha I pwn you' look.

Deidara snickered, enjoying Sasori's embarrassment. "Aww, you gotta love the song, un!"

"No."

"But it suits you."

"No."

Deidara pouted, "You're jealous because you're short, un."

"Shut up."

The two finished, going over to Sasori and Deidara, grins getting bigger and bigger. "You two are next."

"Oh god..." Sasori sighed, standing up.

Deidara pulled him up. "Aww, come on! It won't be that bad, un."

Oh, how wrong the bomber was.

Sasori stared at the lyrics, but sighed and began. "Ha-ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating. But, there are several other very important differences between animals and human beings that you should know about."

Sami and Nebu got up, and began dancing along to the music.

Deidara sighed. He'd wish for a much nicer, romantic-- no. Wait. Not in front of everyone. He sighed, and started singing.

"Sweat baby, sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about--"

Garnet gave a squeal at the mention of Prince.

Soon, the chrous came up and Nebu and Sami preformed thier dance.

"Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel,
Gettin horny now!"

After the two finished, Sasori threw down the Mircophone, and Deidara sat down, hiding his blush.

"That was AWESOME! We got it on tape!" Livi exclaimed, hugging Itachi. "Great job!"

"Get off."

Livi sighed, breaking the hug.

And then, out of nowhere....

"I LOVE YOU!"

Itachi fell face first on the ground as he got tackled. The girl put her glasses back on, and tied her black hair back a ponytail. "Hi! I'm Hope!"

"HI HOPE!" Sami waved, as Hope stood up.

Itachi sat up, staring at her. "What's WRONG with you?!"

Hope ignored Itachi, glancing around. "Oooh! I wanna sing something!"

A lightbulb went off in Chibi's head. "Hope! You and Ino should sing spider pig!"

"Why...?" Zetsu asked.

"Because I'm Spiderman's friend!" Hope replied.

The whole group paused as Sami pulled her up to the karoke machine, with Ino following.

"Why do I have to sing too?" Ino asked.

"Ino MEANS boar, which is a type of pig," Livi snerked. "Get singing, piggy."

Ino glared at Livi, but nodded. "Is the song even ON here?"

"Surprisngly, yes," Pein replied. "We... have any song you can think of."

"SPIDERPIG, SPIDER--" Sami began, but was hit in the head with a stick and dragged back to the audience. (Which was just the group sitting on a pile of logs....)

"Spiderpig, spiderpig! Does whatever a spiderpig does! Can he sling, from a web? No he can't, he's just a pig!"

"... that... didn't even count as a song..." Sasori muttered.

"Shut up, puppet man!" Sami hissed, kicking him off his seat and clapping for Hope.

Somehow, Hope had spilled her waterbottle all over the karoke machine, causing it to spark and die.

"Gaaah!" Nebu whined.

"No! Half us never got a turn!"

Pein sighed. "Looks like we'll try and fix it... go to bed, everyone."

"Why?" Ayumi whined. "I'm not even TIRED!"

"Because I run the damn camp. Now go to bed."

"You suck!"

"Shut up, Sami..."

~ Chapter five: ALCOHOL RAAAAAID

"I... think she's dead."

"Looks like she wasn't faking."

Deidara sighed, taking Hinata's dead body out of the pool and laying on the pavement. "I should of saved her, un..."

"No, it's fine!" Chibi grinned. "I, mean, I can finally have Naruto!"

Itachi elbowed her, glaring. "Can't you atleast show some consideration?"

"Nope."

Sami began poking Hinata. "Poke!"

"Sami, stop poking her. Zetsu's hungry and he's starting to scare me." Kisame dragged her off while Zetsu grinned, and then looked around. "You can leave now, you know."

"We don't wanna." Nebu whined.

Zetsu kicked her in the pool.

---

"Today's our very first basket ball tournament!" Sami put the whistle around her neck, watching the kids practing. "They suck..."

Hidan nodded, then cupped his hands around his mouth. "YOU FUCKING RETARDS! CAN'T YOU DRIBBLE THE DAMN BALL PROPERLY?!"

A little five year old ran off the court in tears.

"This is going to get interesting..." Sasori blinked. "Do we have to watch?"

"Hell yes! I'd like to see Hidan's face get hit by a basketball. Ten dollars on team Akatsuki!" Kakuzu punched the air.

"Do the kids even KNOW what the words mean?" Livi asked. "Some of them aren't even eight."

Tenn replied with a shrug, "Who cares? This will be the best basket ball tournament we'll ever SEE."

"Amen to that!" Garnet nodded.

"And here comes the opposing team! Team... gay...?" Sami stared at the clipboard, scanning over the words. "What the hell?"

Hidan snatched the clipboard from her hands. "Oh lord... we're so gonna own thier asses."

Sami snickered. "And, of course, we'll yell our asses off!"

They both high-fived and started coaching the game.

---

Half the group had decided to hide under the bleachers. Livi looked down, seeing a very frightened.... Kakuzu?

"BOO!"

"AAAH!" Kakuzu jumped, hitting his head on the bleachers and fell outcold.

Deidara started laughing and gave Livi a high-five. "Nice job, un!"

---

"To celebrate our defeat, we shall hold our own party!" Pein announced once the day ended.

"OHYEAH!" Sami put her hand into a 'rock on' sign.

"That's what we get for making kids cry?" Nebu asked. "Damn! We should do that more often."

Naruto stared. "I... think we got that for winning the game."

"And making kids cry!" Rachel piped up.

"Why would that count towards our party?" Naruto asked, obviously dumbfounded.

"Because... Pein's an asshole and likes that stuff. That's why he's awesome." Nebu replied.

Naruto decided he lost and walked off to find Chibi.

--

There was a good two hours into the party, and Sami decided she was hungry. As she went to the mess hall, she saw a small, wooden shed with the words 'KEEP OUT' painted on it. She went towards it and started to unlock the door with a bobby pin from her pocket. After a bit, the knob gave a 'click' and the door opened. Her eyes went wide.

There were loads of her two favorite things in the world. Alochol. And pie. Lots and lots pie.

"If this is what heaven is like," She began, tearing open a box of vodka, "I won't mind staying here for a while!"

--

"Where's Sami?" Chibi asked, going to Mandie//, "I haven't seen her for a while..."

The girl shrugged, "I'll go look for her, ok?'

She went over to where the food was, and saw the shed that had 'keep out' on it with the door slammed open and a slurr of giggling. With a rasied eyebrow, she went to inspect the noise.

"The... what the hell?"

"Maanidee..." Sami slurred, giving a hiccupp and waved before taking a sip out of the bottle, "Look what I foound..."

"Who... does... this..." Mandie// coughed, trying to force out words, "belong to, Sami?"

"Pein!" She clapped, giving another giggle. "Who knew..." Another slurr of giggles, "He'd have a stash?"

Manide// took another step in, picking up a bottle of her own, then looked at the pie. She smirked. "Hey, mind if I try some?"

Sami beamed. "Go aheadddd."

--

"Now both of them have gone missing!" Chibi sighed, slapping her forehead. "Where the hell are they?"

"They can't be too far," Garnet gave a sigh. "Come on, we might as well look for them."

"Search party!" Livi skipped ahead.

Tenn groaned. "I can't believe you forgot the duct tape, Nebu."

"Shut up," She sighed.

--

"Uh, Mez...?"

"Hm?" She glanced backtowards the speaker. "What is it?"

"What are those... two lumps on the road?"

"Dib, what are you talking about?" She asked, walking towards him.

"That." He pointed to Sami and Mandie//, who were unconcious in the middle of the road.

Mez stared, wide eyed. "Even worse, they have..." She took out a flash light, shining it on them, "Vodka bottles?"

"Let's go get to camp first. Maybe they know who the girls are?" Dib started walking back, waiting for Mez.

"And leave them in the middle of the road..." Mez gave him a look, "That's not the wisest idea."

"It's two A.M. in the morning, Mezzy. I highly doubt we'd have anyone driving here," Dib grabbed her arm. "Come on, let's go."

Mez nodded. "Alright."

--

"You guys made it!" Nebu grinned, running to Mez and Dib. "What took you so long?"

"We were sidetracked," Dib started. "We found two girls on the road with vodka bottles..."

Everyone dropped silent.

"One was blonde... with her hair up in these weird pigtails..." Dib started describing her, "And wearing a black tank top and purple sweatpants... with these odd, red cloud patterns on it. And the clouds had a white border, too."

Nebu and Chibi turned white, staring in shock.

"T-the other girl...?"

"She had reddish brown hair... pink tank top, and the same pants as the blonde. You have any clue who they are?" Mez asked.

"N-never seen them before!" Chibi laughed nervously before Nebu stepped on her foot.

"Yes... Sami and Mandie//... we have no clue how they got drunk." Nebu sighed.

Hidan gave a laugh. "I'll get Sami.... but not the other girl."

Shino gave a shrug. "I will."

As the two went to retreive the girls, everyone stared.

"Ok... who the hell has alochol here?" Itachi asked.

Pein gave a cough. "Err... uh..."

Konan sighed, shaking her head in dissapointment. "You're lucky they didn't get too hurt, or I would of given you the worst paper cut of your life."

---

"Uughgn.... my head..." Sami groaned, opening her eyes and finding out she was above a toilet with someone holding her head up. Even worse, a disgusting, foul odor was emitting from the tiolet. "Dear Jashin, what reeks?"

"Your hangover, fucktard." Hidan replied. "You got drunk, remember? So did Mandie//."

"Oh, thank god!" Sami sighed in relief. "I thought I was pregnant!"

Hidan stared.

--

Around five A.M after everyone had managed to fall asleep, Tobi came bursting into the girl's cabin. "HELP!"

"AAAAGH!" Nebu shot up, staring at Tobi. "What the hell? Don't you know how to knock?"

"But Tobi has something for you all to seeeee!" He whined.

Groaning, a group of girls woke up and followed him. A portion of them fell back asleep once the door shut.

"Hurry! Hurry!"

Nebu groaned, yawning and rubbing her eyes. "Ok, Tobi... what's so damn important that you woke us up at 5:00 AM?"

"Even vampires need thier sleep," Sami hissed, crossing her arms. "And I'm getting over my hangover!"

"Shut up," Chibi elbowed her, then turned to Tobi. "What is it?"

"The closet... Tobi heard something," Tobi pointed the the Janitor's closet near the Mess Hall. "It scares Tobi."

Livi, being the brave, perverted soul she was opened the door. There was a long silence, and she slowly closed it and turned back to the group.

"Aanddd...?" Garnet asked, waiting for an answer.

"Basically, Orochimaru and Sasuke are fucking eachother," Livi replied, being blunt as always.

"AHA I KNEW IT!" Rachel struck a pose. "I knew they were gay for eachother!"

Mandie// sighed, rubbing her templed, "And Tobi, why couldn't this wait until later?"

"Tobi wanted to know why the closet was moaning."

Livi burst into laughter, leaning aganist the wall for support. Nebu was sent into silence, unable to find a word. Tenn just stared, not believing what Tobi had just said.

"Aw, great..." Chibi cupped her head into her hands, "Now I'm going to be afraid of closets!"

"I'm going to go throw up now. Thank you mentally scarring me, Livi." Itachi glared at her, then walked off as Ayumi followed him.

"But it's true!" Livi whined. "Wanna see?"

"NO." Rachel stated. "We'll pass, Livi."

"...fine," She pouted. "You guys are no fun."

Kimimaro backed up in digust. "Sasuke, you bastard."

"You finally came to our side!" Nebu chimed, hugging him.

"No... Sasuke's cheating on me with him." Kimimaro replied, pushing her off.

Livi stopped laughing and stared. "What idiot would cheat on anyone with HIM?!"

"Even more, why the hell did you even consider going out with Sasuke?" Chibi asked.

"That's none of your buisness," Kimimaro replied.

"Is it--" Before Livi could continue her sentence, she fell back asleep.

"I'm not carrying her."

~Chapter six: Dance, handcuffs, dance! ~

"Candy mountain, Deidara-senpai!" Tobi chriped.

Deidara kicked Tobi off his seat, sighing. "Shut up... the DDR mats are almost set up, un."

"No! You plug it in there!" Chibi hissed, pushing the DDR mat plug into the PS2.

"No, you moron! THERE!" Sasuke ripped the plug out.

"Are you fucking retarded?! Haven't you ever played DDR before!?" Chibi punched him, and plugged it in again. "Now keep it there!"

"I told y--" Sasuke was about to speak, but Chibi kicked him.

"Well, that was interesting." Nebu dragged Sasuke away and returned to her seat. "Let's just.... start the competition."

"The first pair..." Pein picked two cards out of a pimp hat (ftw) and read the names. "Deidara and weasel boy."

Deidara stood up, grabbing Itachi and dragging him. "Come on, un. It's only one round."

Itachi sighed, "Very well then."

"Twenty bucks bet you Itachi falls on his face," Kisame smirked, glancing at Ayumi.

"You're on!" Ayumi slapped 20 dollars on the bench (LOG BENCH). "I know Itachi will win!"

"FAIL."

Deidara was ranking a 50-combo while Itachi had just fallen flat on his face. To make it worse, Deidara was singing along (Cartoon Heroes) and STILL getting a combo.

Sasori hummed along, watching Deidara.

"Looks like you owe Kisame that 20 bucks," Aruva clapped, hugging Kisame. "Yay!"

"Now gimmie 20 bucks," Kisame snatched them from the bench, putting the dollars in his pocket.

"I hate you both..." Ayumi muttered, crossing her arms.

"But... I thought we were friends!" Aruva wailed.

Ayumi sighed, shaking her head.

"You suck, un. You really suck." Deidara laughed, offering his hand out to help Itachi up.

Itachi got up and left without a word.

"Kabuto, are you gonna play?" Naruto asked.

"Nah."

"You're chickening out! Just like the chuunin exams!" Naruto pouted, crossing his arms.

Kabuto stared, but shook his head and went back to watching the matches.

---

"Ok, on to our final match... Chibi and Deidara," Pein sat down as the two began dancing like rabid monkeys.

Livi sighed, "I lost to TOBI? Of all people?"

"It's ok," Nebu pat her back. "I lost to Kisame... which I find... somewhat insulting."

"HEY!" Aruva hissed.

"Go hug Tobi or something."

"Okay!" Aruva went over and hugged Tobi, and the two watched the match.

"If they dance any faster the mats will catch on fire." Sasori remarked, getting bored. "When will this be over?"

"GAH!" Chibi leaped off her mat, "Sasori, you bastard! It actually set on fire!"

Deidara was sitting by his mat, watching it burst into flames. "Ooooh..."

"Well, er..." Pein coughed. "According to our scores, Deidara beat all your asses."

"OH YEAH, UN!" Deidara cheered, hugging Sasori.

A chorus of 'awwwwws' amitted from the crowd.

---

The day after, the girls went into the last and found shed (it was magically big enough to fit everyone inside) and looked around for items. Anything that they wanted, they'd take it. Because they were bitchy like that.

"Guys...." Livi turned around, hiding something behind her back. "Look what I found."

"Don't you mean girls?" Sami asked, but was quickly silenced by Chibi, who had just picked up Itachi's eyeliner.

"Well?" Garnet asked, sitting up. "What'd you find?"

"THESE!"

Tenn choked on her spit, "Fuzzy pink handcuffs?!"

A long, awkward silence spread throughout the shed as Chibi dropped the eyeliner, which landed on the floor with a 'thump'. After a while, Itachi came in, noticing the silence. He bent down, picking up his eyeliner. Just as he left, he noticed the handcuffs in Livi's hand. "Hn... Sasori was looking for those."

The minute he left, the whole shed burst out laughing.

"Uh, Mr...." A little girl, around the age of five went up to Kakuzu and tugged on his arm. "There's a lot of girls in the lost and found shed laughing a lot."

Kakuzu stared at her, speechless.

--

Livi snickered, toying with the handcuffs. "Sasori will SO hate us."

"I think he hates us already," Kyra started laughing. "But after this, he'll never forgive us."

"Ok, ok!" Tenn gave them a 'shut up' look as everyone gathered infront of them.

"As you see, we called a 'special' assembly...." Nebu began. "For a certain thing we found."

Livi showed the handcuffs to everyone, holding it out and high like it was some sort of artifact. "See?"

"Andddd," Chibi started, "These belong to a certain red-headed puppeteer...."

Sasori ran up, and snatched the handcuffs from Livi. "And you couldn't give them to me normally?"

"Who said I was normal?" Livi asked.

Sasori began to walk off stage and resumed his place next to Deidara. Livi couldn't resist, so she shouted, "HAVE FUN!"

"We intend to, un." Deidara winked, kissing Sasori.

Livi squealed, getting a nosebleed and falling over.

Everyone stared at her.

"Ok, who votes we leave her here and call it a night?" Garnet asked.

Everyone raised thier hands.

"Ok, let's go then!" Sami leaped off stage.

---

A few hours later....

Livi sat up, glancing around.

"YOU BASTARDS!"

Chapter seven: Omg, it's Organization XIII~

"Livi, what the hell are you doing?" Tenn asked.

"The Macrena!"

"In a moving bus?" Nebu looked up from her book. "Sit down before you hurt yourself."

"NEVAR!"

Unexpectedly, the bus came to a screeching halt and Livi flew foward and landed in the front row. She stood up, feeling dizzy and fell down on a seat. Looking up, she saw Sasori and Deidara in the middle of a make-out session.

"GO SASORI!"

"AH!" Sasori backed away, then glanced at Livi who was beaming at them.

"Go away," Deidara kicked her off, causing her to fly back when the bus stopped again.

"ABUSE!" Livi shouted, getting back on her seat. "They need to be nicer to people."

"Would you be nice to someone if they pounced on you while you made out with someone?" Chibi asked.

Livi blinked thoughtfully. "Maybe."

"You're hopeless." Garnet shook her head.

"Am not!"

---

"Are we there yet?" Livi whined.

"NO! Shut up!" Kyra hit her over the head with Nebu's book.

"Don't you think Nebu would be mad you swiped her book away?" Sami asked.

"She fell asleep."

The girls turned around, and all of them snickered. Seating arrangements were evil now. Nebu was in a two-seater sitting next to Kakuzu, and she had fallen asleep on him. Hidan turned his head to see what was going on and burst out laughing.

"Shut up." Kakuzu muttered, shaking Nebu. "Get up, lazy ass."

Though it wasn't obvious, Nebu was faking. She yawned and leaned back on Kakuzu's shoulder, who turned a light shade of red.

"OFF!"

Hidan continued laughing. "Damn, she's getting a high-five for this later on."

"But it wasn't on purpose," Mez blinked.

"She's faking it," Hidan whispered, and her and Dib snickered.

"You know she's faking, right?"

Kakuzu twitched.

--

"YAY ROLLERSKATING TIME!" Livi dashed off, somehow dodging a rush of cars and a random herd of squirrels.

"How did she survive...?" Sasori stared.

"Must of been scared by her." Itachi shrugged. "Let's go inside anyways."

Inside, Chibi and Deidara saw a DDR machine, looking perfectly innocent.

"REMATCH!" They both screeched, dashing towards it and jamming two dollars inside and placed themselves on the mat.

"This time, I'm kicking your sexy blonde ass!" Chibi smirked, placing her hands on her hips.

Deidara stared at her, but nodded. "Okay then..."

"Are they having another face off?" Nebu pulled on her roller skates and shook her head. "It never ends with those two."

"They're too competive," Tenn muttered and stood up. "Let's roller skate!"

As Chibi and Deidara had thier rematch, the mats (the steel ones) set on fire... again.

Chibi leaped off while Deidara stood there and watched.

"Nice fire."

They turned around to see a certain, spikey-haired redhead beaming at the fire. "You did this?"

"Well, yeah... it was an accident," Chibi rubbed the soles of her feet.

"Heh. Still a nice fire." He replied, smirking, then glanced at Deidara. "You like fire too?"

"Yep, un. Who the hell are you, though?"

"The name's Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized?"

Chibi's eyes went wide, while Deidara laughed. "I have a catchphrase, too. Art is a bang, un!"

"That means he bangs Sasori, who is art! He's a pupp--" Tenn slammed into a wall, and looked at Axel. She squealed. "AXEL?!"

"DEMMY!" Livi had tackled the poor sitarist and hugged him. "HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU!"

"My back..." Demyx whined, trying to get up.

Nebu had stared at them, not paying attention. She then crashed into someone and fell onto the ground. Her eyes went wide. "R-roxel?"

He laughed. "Hi, Nebu."

"I.... the organization.... how'd you get here?" Tenn asked.

"We wanted to go roller skating." Axel replied, walking over to her. "We didn't think you'd be here."

Roxas gave a small laugh, nodding. "Well, it's nice that we met you here."

After Nebu got up, she helped up Roxel. "Hey... you guys should come to camp with us!"

"YEAH!" Sami shouted. "You'll love it there!"

"Does it have free food?" Xenmas asked.

"Uh... yes?"

"Then we'll come."

Nebu hugged Roxel, "Wheee! You're coming to camp with us!" She then skated off to find the other members.

"Livi, can you get off me? You're giving me a hernia." Demyx asked, trying to push her off.

"SORRY DEMMY!" Livi quickly got off, dragging him up. "We should skate together! YAY!"

Demyx paled, giving a slow nod. "Er... ok?"

"I feel really bad for him," Zexion sighed, glancing up from his book.